Dear Mr Blow
On behalf of the Ashcombe School, coach B believe that we should save Blackboots the goat (hereinafter known as Blackboots Ashcombe) because she is bullied continuously by the other goats and we believe that the anti bullying ethos of the school will benefit the welfare of this animal.
We will appoint Edie and Ophelia as the goat Milker trainers and the care package will be delivered by Izzy Emma, Becca and Saffron.
It would be heartbreaking to abandon this goat in this oppressive regime. Please hear our plea. We look forward to you saying yes. Please.
Coach B
PS We'll give you free milk!!!!
PPS Thanks to our English teachers (Mrs Norton and Miss Mayne) for equipping is with the correct register of language for this appeal.
